Many of us here today at the Team Base have not had such a good laugh in a long, long time. Some suspicious scribe's fertile imagination has been working overtime, to say nothing of having too much time on his or her hands. The silly season has begun. Click here then scroll down to "Oracle's Early April Fool's Joke?" Good times.

Anarchy reigns, and the Louis Vuitton
Cup doesn't even start for another 12
months.